yoo im gonna film an art video for my channel but it aint the same old same old

One time in egypt my school had a pool party for the staff and their kids (my mom was an Islamic Studies teacher). My art teacher straight up told me I needed to start a diet (“regime”). I laughed, took a bite of my burger and hopped back in the pool.

the flash flood warning scared the life out of me at 2am wana nayma f amaan illah like why wake me up just let me drown in peace

molotowcocktease:

marcoereus:

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

Thank you for this

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

HAIL!!!! NOOOO MY CAR IS OUTSIDE NOOOOOOOO

Why did shia labeouf fall off the face of the earth tho

Homie dont say u have felt pain until you try to get into sujood after doing 30+ squats